So there I was, ready to use my time productively. I was going to accomplish everything on my ever-growing to-do list. And then George Takei convinced me to write a joke review on Amazon instead. He's such a bad influence.
I'm not normally a fan of potty humor, but I just had to make an exception in this case. If you're wondering why I chose to spoof 'The Raven' by Edgar Allen Poe, I direct you to the classic Tuscan Whole Milk review. This isn't the first time I've spoofed The Raven either.